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Sunday March 16, 2008
New York (JP)- Palm Sunday 2008. Traffic on 5th Ave came to a standstill today as JC a young preacher from Mexico rode a beat up bicycle down the fashionable thoroughfare, gaining attention from thousands of onlookers. The fabled blizzard of ticker tape didn’t fall, but video cams and cell phones recorded the surreal scene, now everywhere on the Internet. As one pundit put it, “What was he thinking?”
William Browning III, lead statistician for WORSHIPORG, stated that such an irresponsible circus stunt will mark the end of any serious influence that JC might have had on faith in America.
Another commented, “It’s yet another example of how the pop culture mongrelizes genuine religious faith. His action is an affront to every decent God-fearing American.”
The crowd could be heard chanting “Feed us! Lead us!” and “USA! USA!”
The Reverend Dr. G. Forbes Lewellen, dean of the Liberal Seminary of New York, explained that this man’s remarkable speaking ability combined with anecdotal accounts of healings and miracles contribute to a frenzy of interest among the unwashed and uninformed.
Billy Gene, founder of Focus on Fundamentals, stated this sort of uncontrolled spiritualism often has its roots in demonic possession.
Meanwhile, a CIA spokeman declined to rule out terrorist connections. “We’re watching him closely,” the source stated on condition of anonymity. “He’s come out of nowhere. We don’t know who he’s fronting for, and we’re not sure what all this kingdom talk amounts to.”
Meanwhile, Entertainment Now reporter Liza Liza has scooped the journalism world with her uncut no-holds-barred interview with Mary M., JC’s reputed longtime lover, who answers the question on everybody’s lips: was JC’s father an Extra-Terrestrial? Sources in Nazareth report that JC’s mother was the victim of alien abduction.
Tags: Triumphal entry